love....

Capri Castle

u can choose who u want 2 love,
bt u cant choose who u fall in love with.........

Capri Castle

what do u cal a man with many step daughters?
staircase father.

home sweet home

Capri Castle

....there' no place better thn home....being home wth ur parents and family...(one of the few places m truly myself).....yea,its fun stayn back at my frends place-all the gurl talk,gossip,pyjama parties-typical gurl nite out......bt nuthn cn beat snugging in2 bed in my most comfy pyjamas(i nevr found any1 elses pyjamas as comfy:) )clinging on2 my teddy bear....coming home at the end of the day,howevr late or frm wherevr,makes it a ful circle....a circle marking the completion of the day......

"anand"....sweet movie....realised while watchn the movie tat v mis out on the simple things in life....life is simple...bt v tend 2 complicate it so much....given a chance,id luv 2 go bak 2 my childhood....n the best part abt being a kid is tat u derive a gr8 amount of happiness frm the most trivial things....buying the latest eraser used 2 make my day!.....visited my school a coupla days bak.....jus being there itself ws so overwhelming....lots of memories...none bitter....

never let the kid in u die.....

woho!

Capri Castle

eat my fave chocolate....n thn the pain nearly knockd me off...decide to chek wats wrng,cos its high time n discovered a crater like cavity i my upper molars....n i thot 2 myself....WAT THE DUCK?.....run dwnstair 2 the dentists clinic....operation black tooth n my cavity is filled....lying there in the dental chair,realise the agony my patient goes thru in my amateur hands....bechare....

y me?y me????

Capri Castle

i asked God for a brother.......bt i forgot 2 mention he shud be sane....sigh....

wel.....

Capri Castle

m rackn my brains to pen dwn smthn funny...if not a small note atleast a one-liner...ok atleast a bad one....bt no...my washed out brain cells refuse to budge.....yes rite nw many ppl out there wud voice their disapproval over the usage of "cells" as they believe i function on a single brain cell...wich...ahem....is half dead...wel tats tat...ppl hav their own opinion n i give a rats ass abt wat they think.....like the cool grafitti wich reads,"opinion is like an asshole,every1 has one".........my apologies,o my good ol' loyal fans[prrrrffffftttt]

YAPPY DEEPAVALI TO VUN YAND AAL!!

PLAY SAFE

awesomisation(n.):

the process of transforming geek-like persons or things into awsm looking ones.
syn:make-over

ex:"the entire credit for my awesomised form goes to ram gopal verma"-antara mali,bollywood actress.


speaking of ms.antara mali,her clothes[or the lack of it] are sure making news....frankly her dance moves are far frm being sensuous...remind me of epileptic seizures....her role in the film is of a struggling choreographer in the world of bollywood....she sure looks like she's struggling!!

there's ths really amazn story i heard...

there ws ths bird which was hibernating to the warmer side of the globe....bt due to sm reason[wich i fail 2 recollect]it falls straight dwn....in2 a field..rite in2 a heap of cow dung.....the dung being freshly laid is warm...n the bird recovers n starts 2 sing with joy......a nearby cat hears the bird singing n pounces on it n eats it.

moral : wen in deep shit keep ur mouth shut

my future is so bright...my eyes are burning

prrfftt

hi-tech billing centres: e-seva
hi-tech public urinals:pee-seva

i believe..

naked truth is definitely not beautiful to look at.....

hmm..

this is a realy bad world....a mean,insecure,scary n hopeless place to live in.....then y do i want 2 bring a new life into this already existing pandemonium......isnt this the greatest act of selfishness?

Jo doosron ki bolti bandh kare,
jo bolte bolte ruk jaye,
jo ruk ruk kar bolte hai,

unke liye khaas....."STOPPER'S SHOP"

rok sako to rok lo!

As the winds whirled and danced,
the clouds thundered in happiness
announcing his arrival...

He came on a chariot
driven by strong stallion clouds.
My eyes searched for his,
and my soul longed for him.

He stood there,
behind the purdah,
Of raindrops that shone as diamonds.
The rain bowed and gave way,not withstanding his brilliance...

We looked at each other,
And my love for him shone in my eyes,
His radiance took over me
and our souls met.

We flew to the horizon,
where we melted into each other...
I lay there wrapped in his arms,
as he held me like a precious toy

He rose again,
as quietly as the night that surrounded us,
His brilliance was untouched,
excepts for the marks of my love i left on him...

lol

pick ur friends,
pick ur nose,
but dont pick ur friends nose!

lol...lol

divine holiness(divine-hole-ines)adj:

a person who is such an extreme pain in the ass that he makes u think of God.

gyaan words

when ur having a bad day n ppl r tryn 2 piss u off....remeber tat it takes 42 muscles 2 frown but it takes only 4 to extend ur middle-finger.....

kabhi haa..kabhi naa

am i in love?.....i dunno....from my vast "no-xperience" i have no clue......i mean hw do i know if i've met my mr.right....or is it just my hormones playing havoc from being nearly dead all these years....hmmm.....my friends rnt very helpful eithr...cant blame em'...when i myself have no idea abt my thought-processes...they say "dnt worry time will tell............"[very diplomatic answr].....time aunty mera no. kab ayega?...

moi

cuddle and a kiss on the forehead - you like to be
close to your special someone and feel warm,
comfortable, and needed

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what the...

i took the "color quiz"....the results say...ppl r attracted 2 my calm n peaceful nature...hahahahah....tel my dad that...i realy wanna hear wat he has 2 say...n also my h.o.d.....who HATES me[for reasons not known]..quiet n me...yea rite..

naked truth!

there was a time when crushes lasted longer than apsara HB pencils....now its even hard 2 find a "crush-able" person...sigh..