Tuesday, November 23, 2004

woho!

Capri Castle

eat my fave chocolate....n thn the pain nearly knockd me off...decide to chek wats wrng,cos its high time n discovered a crater like cavity i my upper molars....n i thot 2 myself....WAT THE DUCK?.....run dwnstair 2 the dentists clinic....operation black tooth n my cavity is filled....lying there in the dental chair,realise the agony my patient goes thru in my amateur hands....bechare....

y me?y me????

Capri Castle

i asked God for a brother.......bt i forgot 2 mention he shud be sane....sigh....


Friday, November 19, 2004

wel.....

Capri Castle

m rackn my brains to pen dwn smthn funny...if not a small note atleast a one-liner...ok atleast a bad one....bt no...my washed out brain cells refuse to budge.....yes rite nw many ppl out there wud voice their disapproval over the usage of "cells" as they believe i function on a single brain cell...wich...ahem....is half dead...wel tats tat...ppl hav their own opinion n i give a rats ass abt wat they think.....like the cool grafitti wich reads,"opinion is like an asshole,every1 has one".........my apologies,o my good ol' loyal fans[prrrrffffftttt]

Thursday, November 11, 2004

YAPPY DEEPAVALI TO VUN YAND AAL!!

PLAY SAFE
awesomisation(n.):

the process of transforming geek-like persons or things into awsm looking ones.
syn:make-over

ex:"the entire credit for my awesomised form goes to ram gopal verma"-antara mali,bollywood actress.


speaking of ms.antara mali,her clothes[or the lack of it] are sure making news....frankly her dance moves are far frm being sensuous...remind me of epileptic seizures....her role in the film is of a struggling choreographer in the world of bollywood....she sure looks like she's struggling!!


there's ths really amazn story i heard...

there ws ths bird which was hibernating to the warmer side of the globe....bt due to sm reason[wich i fail 2 recollect]it falls straight dwn....in2 a field..rite in2 a heap of cow dung.....the dung being freshly laid is warm...n the bird recovers n starts 2 sing with joy......a nearby cat hears the bird singing n pounces on it n eats it.

moral : wen in deep shit keep ur mouth shut
my future is so bright...my eyes are burning