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cricket ka mahabaharath me bharath-eech nahi?maa ki kirkiri...

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wat did lara say 2 gayle on winning the semi-finals?

-"aa gayle-e lag ja"

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B : maa hospital ki fracture cases rojuki atleast 2 vastayi
M :mee hospital ki andaru padi-padi vastunnaru
B : yup,"padi-padi" vastunnaru

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cow is synonymous with bovine...bovine is synonymous with stupid....so cow is synonymous with stupid?....vyaat dha.....

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The Indian oxymoron.....full empty...hehehe

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guess wat came runnig outta my keyboard?.........ants........EWWWWWWWWWWW!

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baa-baa black sheep,
have u any wool?

well sir,well sir,
listen 2 my story full..

thrown out from my pen,
kicked out from my school..

ppl dont think m productive,
m d " black sheep"...got it,u fool?

awesome!

" a mother who reflects self-love and self-respect automatically vaccinates her child against low-self esteem"

-known,but not 2 me n anyways i dont remember.

men n women from earth

men do not forget anything....they only choose 2 ignore the memory...

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u cannot appreci8 light, until u've lived in the dark.......unless u r a vampire;-)

-bubbles' modification of george bernard shaw

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there is nothing typical about me....only typical of me...

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i have finally met a guy who has always seen a road as a public road and not as public toilet...kudos 2 ur un"pee"table record;)

love yis blaayind!

mujhe achanak kuch dikh nahi raha........lagta hai mujhe pyar ho gaya hai!

-piddhu the gr8

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being stuck in a traffic jam is such a paiiiin....the pollution,watering eyes,smoke burning holes in ur lungs,blaring horns....ppl drivn like moronic pig heads[emphasisn the fact,u know!].....the drivn "s-kills" hav alwys bn widely appreciated,but it particularly grates ur nerves wen ppl make way thru non-existent spaces.....n wats worse than being in a jam?being stuck in 1 with a hyper-distended-filled-2-d-brim-bladder[u can actually feel the pee move inside...]

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The 'V'
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate.This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

Phew!

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Ta daaa

princess el iodioto back in her castle....