hmmm..

i dont think i'd be comfortable..being naked,even if i were invisible...

Always a pleasure...to watch Federer play...

"Today's fortune:You and your wife will be happy in your life together"

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

-"jai ho basanti ki"
-"nahi,nahi.....veeru ho basanti ki"

ahem....

will the teeth extracted on vaikuntha-ekadasi go to heaven?

yaappy budday!

birth days r so bloodyover-rated..

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Mega BS of the day:

"Today's fortune:You are going to have a very comfortable old age"

wat d????

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cricket ka mahabaharath me bharath-eech nahi?maa ki kirkiri...

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wat did lara say 2 gayle on winning the semi-finals?

-"aa gayle-e lag ja"

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B : maa hospital ki fracture cases rojuki atleast 2 vastayi
M :mee hospital ki andaru padi-padi vastunnaru
B : yup,"padi-padi" vastunnaru

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cow is synonymous with bovine...bovine is synonymous with stupid....so cow is synonymous with stupid?....vyaat dha.....

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The Indian oxymoron.....full empty...hehehe

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guess wat came runnig outta my keyboard?.........ants........EWWWWWWWWWWW!

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baa-baa black sheep,
have u any wool?

well sir,well sir,
listen 2 my story full..

thrown out from my pen,
kicked out from my school..

ppl dont think m productive,
m d " black sheep"...got it,u fool?

awesome!

" a mother who reflects self-love and self-respect automatically vaccinates her child against low-self esteem"

-known,but not 2 me n anyways i dont remember.

men n women from earth

men do not forget anything....they only choose 2 ignore the memory...

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u cannot appreci8 light, until u've lived in the dark.......unless u r a vampire;-)

-bubbles' modification of george bernard shaw

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there is nothing typical about me....only typical of me...

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i have finally met a guy who has always seen a road as a public road and not as public toilet...kudos 2 ur un"pee"table record;)

love yis blaayind!

mujhe achanak kuch dikh nahi raha........lagta hai mujhe pyar ho gaya hai!

-piddhu the gr8