hot topic of the day(s) - global warming

the earthling would rather save an ice-cream from melting than a glacier.

sad zindagi

my friends are either scoring 99's or getting married...and i am doing neither.......hmmmmmppffffff

A moron,

life long,

ding dong.

Filing taxes is a "TDS" process.

hey ram!

why the hue n cry about ram?

jus look in your CPU.

:)

six sixes in an over is called a full monty(of the bowler?).........funny!!

ewww!

eww-eww
eww-eww

ye eww-eww kya hai?
ye eww-eww?

roadside koi pee karta hai
to dil karta haiii

EWW-EWW...EWW-EWW

beech sadak koi thook tha hai pan
to dil katra haiii

EWW-EWW....EWW-EWW

no "kid"ding!

-paris hilton is planning to have kids soon.

-r u kidding me?

-hehehe...

-cafe latte

-arre hauu, latte

its raining cats n dogs...

oh wait!...i just saw a cow.....

pictures do speak larger than words..

math maari gayi

jus wen i think i've enuff experience tucked under my belt to deal with 90% of the ppl, i realize there's 80% of ppl who r an absolute new species[2 me]......

wat does this mean?

m poor at math.

mon-so-soon..

aaya saawan ka mausam,
laaya potholes ka bahaar...

driving on these crater-bharith roads, i cud easily qualify(n probably win,....k tat was thoda far-fetched) for dirtbike races....or simply end up with a broken spine...come to think of it, m now trained 2 drive on the moon..

all this driving is givin me a boobache..

nawabi braina

Nawabi braina( the "brines" of hyderabadis) their functioning that is, has tickled the curiosity of the scientists around the world....they, having observed the driving skills and road manners(the lack of it, obviously), have begun to suspect the lack of development or a complete abscence of that centre of the brain which, apparently, regulates such discipline....Scientists are contemplating a genetic etiology, as this "syndrome" seems to be generalised among the habitants of Hyderabad.

"the space between us is filled with words we dont say to each other"

-jane smith, mr&mrs. smith

smile
want to, for u
but my lips wont
what my heart
does not feel...

hmmm..

i dont think i'd be comfortable..being naked,even if i were invisible...

Always a pleasure...to watch Federer play...

"Today's fortune:You and your wife will be happy in your life together"

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

-"jai ho basanti ki"
-"nahi,nahi.....veeru ho basanti ki"