Sunday, November 16, 2014

Pyaar ke dicey effects

Yaar bina chain kahaan re,
Yaar bina pendant kahaan re,
Sona mile, chaandi mile,
Diamonds bhi mile,
Arey pyaar kar le!!

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Why on earth is newly wed bride looking for a nursing bra?? Effing moron!
Feels good to be back!

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

noore khuda,noore khuda...nuvvu emi noorutunnavu o khuda?

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

good ol' pjs!!

wat is the difference between a mosquito and a fly??

1. a fly can fly, but a mosquito can't mosquito.
2. a mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

lol!:D

Monday, August 17, 2009

Coming soon to the theaters (and dentists too, probably) near you.....

"Terminator Salivation"
(ter-me-nay-tur say-lie-way-shun)
Rise of the machines' appetites.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

criborama

i wish i had the time to do the things i want to.....not that i did anything when i had the time.....but there sure is more fun in cribbing ;)

hamra bish - lishtva

i wantings
VW beetle / Porsche carrera/ Audi Q7
wardrobe makeover
mast haircut
cool shades
hot phone
more time with moi sweetheart
luxury/ adventure filled holiday outside india
jhakaas duplex villa
but most importantly.....
sleep, sleep n more sleep :)

Thursday, June 18, 2009

vicious cycle

expectations leads to disappointment leads to expectations leads to disappoinyment leads to expectations leads to disappointment.....
subah-nallah...

to raat kya hua?

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

watever!

Ravi Shastri apparently feels that the "Handmade" paintings from Orissa are quite famous.
Really?

Monday, May 05, 2008

hot topic of the day(s) - global warming

the earthling would rather save an ice-cream from melting than a glacier.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

sad zindagi

my friends are either scoring 99's or getting married...and i am doing neither.......hmmmmmppffffff

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

A moron,

life long,

ding dong.
Filing taxes is a "TDS" process.

Monday, October 01, 2007

hey ram!

why the hue n cry about ram?

jus look in your CPU.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

:)

six sixes in an over is called a full monty(of the bowler?).........funny!!

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

ewww!

eww-eww
eww-eww

ye eww-eww kya hai?
ye eww-eww?

roadside koi pee karta hai
to dil karta haiii

EWW-EWW...EWW-EWW

beech sadak koi thook tha hai pan
to dil katra haiii

EWW-EWW....EWW-EWW

Sunday, September 16, 2007

no "kid"ding!

-paris hilton is planning to have kids soon.

-r u kidding me?

-hehehe...
-cafe latte

-arre hauu, latte