dr.d - licensed to drill.

2010-03-30T00:37:00.000-07:00

noore khuda,noore khuda...nuvvu emi noorutunnavu o khuda?

good ol' pjs!!

2009-09-16T03:36:00.000-07:00

wat is the difference between a mosquito and a fly??

1. a fly can fly, but a mosquito can't mosquito.
2. a mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

lol!:D

2009-08-17T22:03:00.000-07:00

Coming soon to the theaters (and dentists too, probably) near you.....

"Terminator Salivation"
(ter-me-nay-tur say-lie-way-shun)
Rise of the machines' appetites.

criborama

2009-07-16T09:55:00.000-07:00

i wish i had the time to do the things i want to.....not that i did anything when i had the time.....but there sure is more fun in cribbing ;)

hamra bish - lishtva

2009-07-16T09:46:00.000-07:00

i wantings
VW beetle / Porsche carrera/ Audi Q7
wardrobe makeover
mast haircut
cool shades
hot phone
more time with moi sweetheart
luxury/ adventure filled holiday outside india
jhakaas duplex villa
but most importantly.....
sleep, sleep n more sleep :)

vicious cycle

2009-06-18T03:25:00.000-07:00

expectations leads to disappointment leads to expectations leads to disappoinyment leads to expectations leads to disappointment.....

2009-06-18T03:16:00.000-07:00

subah-nallah...

to raat kya hua?

watever!

2008-11-26T01:52:00.000-08:00

Ravi Shastri apparently feels that the "Handmade" paintings from Orissa are quite famous.
Really?

hot topic of the day(s) - global warming

2008-05-05T11:55:00.000-07:00

the earthling would rather save an ice-cream from melting than a glacier.

sad zindagi

2008-03-12T20:16:00.000-07:00

my friends are either scoring 99's or getting married...and i am doing neither.......hmmmmmppffffff

2008-02-05T19:06:00.000-08:00

A moron,

life long,

ding dong.

2008-02-05T19:05:00.000-08:00

Filing taxes is a "TDS" process.

hey ram!

2007-10-01T05:14:00.000-07:00

why the hue n cry about ram?

jus look in your CPU.

:)

2007-09-20T21:16:00.000-07:00

six sixes in an over is called a full monty(of the bowler?).........funny!!

ewww!

2007-09-18T20:39:00.000-07:00

eww-eww
eww-eww

ye eww-eww kya hai?
ye eww-eww?

roadside koi pee karta hai
to dil karta haiii

EWW-EWW...EWW-EWW

beech sadak koi thook tha hai pan
to dil katra haiii

EWW-EWW....EWW-EWW

no "kid"ding!

2007-09-16T20:55:00.000-07:00

-paris hilton is planning to have kids soon.

-r u kidding me?

-hehehe...

2007-09-16T20:54:00.000-07:00

-cafe latte

-arre hauu, latte

2007-09-16T20:53:00.000-07:00

its raining cats n dogs...

oh wait!...i just saw a cow.....

2007-08-11T11:25:00.000-07:00

pictures do speak larger than words..

math maari gayi

2007-08-11T11:15:00.000-07:00

jus wen i think i've enuff experience tucked under my belt to deal with 90% of the ppl, i realize there's 80% of ppl who r an absolute new species[2 me]......

wat does this mean?

m poor at math.

mon-so-soon..

2007-08-07T21:02:00.000-07:00

aaya saawan ka mausam,
laaya potholes ka bahaar...

driving on these crater-bharith roads, i cud easily qualify(n probably win,....k tat was thoda far-fetched) for dirtbike races....or simply end up with a broken spine...come to think of it, m now trained 2 drive on the moon..

all this driving is givin me a boobache..

nawabi braina

2007-06-19T09:44:00.000-07:00

Nawabi braina( the "brines" of hyderabadis) their functioning that is, has tickled the curiosity of the scientists around the world....they, having observed the driving skills and road manners(the lack of it, obviously), have begun to suspect the lack of development or a complete abscence of that centre of the brain which, apparently, regulates such discipline....Scientists are contemplating a genetic etiology, as this "syndrome" seems to be generalised among the habitants of Hyderabad.

2007-05-19T02:48:00.000-07:00

"the space between us is filled with words we dont say to each other"

-jane smith, mr&mrs. smith

2007-05-19T02:45:00.000-07:00

smile
want to, for u
but my lips wont
what my heart
does not feel...

hmmm..

2007-01-23T20:28:00.000-08:00

i dont think i'd be comfortable..being naked,even if i were invisible...

2007-01-23T20:26:00.000-08:00

Always a pleasure...to watch Federer play...

2007-01-19T03:39:00.000-08:00

"Today's fortune:You and your wife will be happy in your life together"

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

2007-01-15T06:54:00.000-08:00

-"jai ho basanti ki"
-"nahi,nahi.....veeru ho basanti ki"

ahem....

2007-01-09T05:30:00.000-08:00

will the teeth extracted on vaikuntha-ekadasi go to heaven?

yaappy budday!

2007-01-09T05:28:00.000-08:00

birth days r so bloodyover-rated..

Capri Castle

2007-01-04T08:04:00.000-08:00

Mega BS of the day:

"Today's fortune:You are going to have a very comfortable old age"

wat d????

Capri Castle

2006-11-06T06:59:00.000-08:00

cricket ka mahabaharath me bharath-eech nahi?maa ki kirkiri...

Capri Castle

2006-11-02T09:31:00.000-08:00

wat did lara say 2 gayle on winning the semi-finals?

-"aa gayle-e lag ja"

Capri Castle

2006-11-02T05:53:00.000-08:00

B : maa hospital ki fracture cases rojuki atleast 2 vastayi
M :mee hospital ki andaru padi-padi vastunnaru
B : yup,"padi-padi" vastunnaru

Capri Castle

2006-10-27T06:49:00.000-07:00

cow is synonymous with bovine...bovine is synonymous with stupid....so cow is synonymous with stupid?....vyaat dha.....

Capri Castle

2006-10-25T08:12:00.000-07:00

The Indian oxymoron.....full empty...hehehe

Capri Castle

2006-10-17T07:35:00.000-07:00

guess wat came runnig outta my keyboard?.........ants........EWWWWWWWWWWW!

Capri Castle

2006-10-13T06:43:00.000-07:00

baa-baa black sheep,
have u any wool?

well sir,well sir,
listen 2 my story full..

thrown out from my pen,
kicked out from my school..

ppl dont think m productive,
m d " black sheep"...got it,u fool?

awesome!

2006-10-12T07:38:00.000-07:00

" a mother who reflects self-love and self-respect automatically vaccinates her child against low-self esteem"

-known,but not 2 me n anyways i dont remember.

men n women from earth

2006-10-09T08:39:00.000-07:00

men do not forget anything....they only choose 2 ignore the memory...

Capri Castle

2006-10-07T06:57:00.000-07:00

u cannot appreci8 light, until u've lived in the dark.......unless u r a vampire;-)

-bubbles' modification of george bernard shaw

Capri Castle

2006-10-07T05:02:00.000-07:00

there is nothing typical about me....only typical of me...

Capri Castle

2006-10-04T07:36:00.000-07:00

i have finally met a guy who has always seen a road as a public road and not as public toilet...kudos 2 ur un"pee"table record;)

love yis blaayind!

2006-09-19T02:28:00.000-07:00

mujhe achanak kuch dikh nahi raha........lagta hai mujhe pyar ho gaya hai!

-piddhu the gr8

Capri Castle: Capri Castle

2006-08-24T09:22:00.000-07:00

being stuck in a traffic jam is such a paiiiin....the pollution,watering eyes,smoke burning holes in ur lungs,blaring horns....ppl drivn like moronic pig heads[emphasisn the fact,u know!].....the drivn "s-kills" hav alwys bn widely appreciated,but it particularly grates ur nerves wen ppl make way thru non-existent spaces.....n wats worse than being in a jam?being stuck in 1 with a hyper-distended-filled-2-d-brim-bladder[u can actually feel the pee move inside...]

Capri Castle

2006-04-29T22:31:00.000-07:00

The 'V'
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate.This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

Phew!

Capri Castle

2006-04-24T07:02:00.000-07:00

Ta daaa

princess el iodioto back in her castle....

Capri Castle

2005-11-07T07:58:00.000-08:00

sar uthta hai jab aapke baaju amitabh bachanji khadein hai,
sar uthta hai jab gardan mein moch aata hai,
aur sar uthta hai jab kavva aap pe shit maarta hai..

bollywoob jindabad

2005-09-30T03:00:00.000-07:00

Of all the famous punch lines of r mahaan bollywood ive grown up listening to,i gues the one which tops em all is "mard ko dard nahi hota!".....lol..lol

Capri Castle

2005-09-30T02:53:00.000-07:00

its wierd n funny how all the hurricanes in the U.S r given a name...n in r 'billion junta wala desh' all v cal it is a "depression"..as though the effects of it arent depressing enuf...if any of r toofans was named katrina...then the gaon ka sarpanch,twirling his moustach wud probably say "arey amma hamri gaon mein katrina ayi thi...... aur ayi to aise ki sabki hawa nikal gayi!!"......i gues the weather guys name the hurricanes after their ex's..

Capri Castle

2005-05-10T04:30:00.000-07:00

Capri Castle

Death...m nt scared of it...maybe cos i havent seen it close enuf...bt i hav seen wat it can do to the ppl around u...death may come as swiftly as the falling star...gone within the blink of an eye...n at times drags u down the path ...like the moths,slowly eating away the soul,the hope n the faith.....v live in fear of death,cos of r ignorance of the life atfer death....unaware of whethr a real heaven exists or not..........
one of my patients turned up late for her appointment...wen i asked her about the same..she nearly broke down....tat kinda scared me cos i wasnt in the least being rude 2 her...she kept talking...n told me she lost her husband n son 2 cancer...i realised it ws nt jus her family she lost bt her confidence,her energy n was too weak to take on any challenges life now presented her...she now dreaded stepping outta her house...i felt bad for not being able 2 do much but reassure her tat everythings going 2 b fine........
i lost a cousin of mine a coupla weeks back in a road accident....n the news of his death hit me like no1 else's did....he ws abt 25,realy smart looking n lived life king size....life seemed unfair,God seemed unfair.....i cant n dont even dare imagine wat his parents r going thru... was reminded rather warned not 2 take life for granted..n no matter how much time v spend with r loved ones it aint enuf....

Capri Castle

2005-05-10T03:28:00.000-07:00

Capri Castle

Read a book,after a really long time..."message in a bottle"...gt me thinking...how long is the rite time 2 get over the one uve loved?is the time taken to move on directly related to how deep the feeling was?or is it jus tat u r too scared to walk dwn tat road again?the fear of being scarred again...my mom believes true love happens only once...bt i guess ppl fall in love over n over again,cos it feels so gud 2 b in love-2b loved n love sm1 jus as dearly...love tat trancends beyond the physical attraction,love which is so true..n rare.....

Capri Castle

2005-04-02T11:47:00.000-08:00

Capri Castle

a good girl is good..i'm better:)

Capri Castle

2005-04-01T04:57:00.000-08:00

Capri Castle

sponge bob:"i hope ur wearing uanti-sea rhinoceres underpants!"lol..lol

Capri Castle

2005-04-01T04:53:00.000-08:00

Capri Castle

kama-n sense isn't as uncommon as common sense..

wish-craft

2005-03-27T10:11:00.000-08:00

i wish i had answers,
to all the questions in my head..

i wish i had a remover,
to wipe away the stains of my past..

i wish i had a telescope,
to look far into my future..

i wish i had the dog sense,
to smell wen the wrong people came along..

i wish i cud hear the silence,
b4 the storm blows me off..

i wish i had the lenses ,
to read ur heart n mind..

i wish i had the pill,
to cure the pains in my ass..

Rang barse...

2005-03-26T10:36:00.000-08:00

Capri Castle

bheege hai tann,
barse jab rang..
tare mora mann,
for ek gilaas bhaang!

wishin u all a holi as colourful as govinda's clothes!

Capri Castle

2005-03-21T04:15:00.000-08:00

Capri Castle
the ass keys errr i mean the a ns keys on my comp r broken...so if anythn dwn here doesnt make sense...u knw y!!

last week will always b remembered...or was it the week b4...wel wateva...ive experienced the weird hollwness-the numb feeling within resulting from the most unexpectd or undreamt[?] meteor droppn in2 ur life.....thngs dnt make me happy or sad...they either irritate me or dont...gues this is my practs xam in the chapter "n u thot they were ur friends..aha!"..part of my training course in "welcome 2 the shitty world".....

speaking of unpredictability....my patients conspired n plottd against innocent-me......they all turned up late for their appointments by nt few mins bt an hr and a half........ughhhh.........wel i dnt give a dime abt u ppl anymore ...i ll b doin my work in my pace in my style n DONT dare mess wth tat.......my work is pushn me 2 the edge..."may b six feet aint so far down"........

phew!

2005-03-14T12:03:00.000-08:00

i hope the stress n strain dont burn me out ....tat is of course if the prematurely set -in summer heat doesnt do tat....man its only mid-march n it feels like m livin on mercury[the planet ...obviously!]

dyam yit!

2005-02-13T10:30:00.000-08:00

Capri Castle

wantd 2 post smthn....n nw its slipped out of my mind....baaah....considern the fact tat i hardly hav smthn 2 write abt...wat rey like this happened?

2005-02-13T10:09:00.000-08:00

Capri Castle

bn a month i last postd.........amazn how time flies by...scary at times....internals r pretty k...unles u hav 7 of em...in a row....with ur bros marriage.....n college day preparations happening .....parallelly....tats wen they bcum a pain...a grand pain........need a break...n the only way tat cms even remotely possible is eithr tat i fall sick,realy sick..or break my limb bones..or stumble upon on a magic lamp[4 my share of 3 wishes]....

"i want 2 break free"...queen my man i knw wat ur talkn abt...

celebrations.....

2005-01-13T04:34:00.000-08:00

Capri Castle

Sankranthi subhakankshalu...

patang udane ka,dheel chodne ka,kaaaaaaaateeee bolke chillane ka,masti karne ka,pet phaad ke khaane ka...bole to.. samajh gaya na?:-)

geo gyaan

2005-01-11T06:11:00.000-08:00

perennial sources of water:

1.the rivers of northern india
2.the tear glands of the female protagonists in the telugu n hindi soaps

2005-01-06T23:47:00.000-08:00

wishing all my fellow goats n goatees a bhery bhery "baaa"py budday! from the heart of my bottom....eat ur way 2 the top!!

plisss...

2005-01-06T20:45:00.000-08:00

Capri Castle

my dear fellow human beings.....buildings n vehicles DONT have backsides....we do..

yappy yappy new yeaar!!

2005-01-06T20:24:00.000-08:00

Capri Castle

the new year is here....bringing in new hopes....packed with its own share of twists n surprises....it hasnt sunk in2 me yet tat its a "new" year...the "tsunami" has bn like a nagging cold.....doesnt realy affect u bt kinda keeps bothern u al the while.....the year 2004 was atypical...seemed like a long walk...walkn effortlesly on a smooth track...n at times felt like waddling thru muddy waters;makn sure i dnt slip...n wondr at the end of it hw i came out of it......made new friends-some who got etchd into my life.....did many new things...n frankly surprisd my ownself.....startd 2 blog...a feast 2 the sadist in me for finding a tool to psyche ppl wth my "creativity"......2004 startd wth a bang n ended wth one....dear 2004 m glad ur over,bt u shal always b rememberd......

love....

2004-12-21T09:15:00.000-08:00

Capri Castle

u can choose who u want 2 love,
bt u cant choose who u fall in love with.........

2004-12-13T12:41:00.000-08:00

Capri Castle

what do u cal a man with many step daughters?
staircase father.

home sweet home

2004-12-13T12:35:00.000-08:00

Capri Castle

....there' no place better thn home....being home wth ur parents and family...(one of the few places m truly myself).....yea,its fun stayn back at my frends place-all the gurl talk,gossip,pyjama parties-typical gurl nite out......bt nuthn cn beat snugging in2 bed in my most comfy pyjamas(i nevr found any1 elses pyjamas as comfy:) )clinging on2 my teddy bear....coming home at the end of the day,howevr late or frm wherevr,makes it a ful circle....a circle marking the completion of the day......

2004-12-03T11:32:00.000-08:00

"anand"....sweet movie....realised while watchn the movie tat v mis out on the simple things in life....life is simple...bt v tend 2 complicate it so much....given a chance,id luv 2 go bak 2 my childhood....n the best part abt being a kid is tat u derive a gr8 amount of happiness frm the most trivial things....buying the latest eraser used 2 make my day!.....visited my school a coupla days bak.....jus being there itself ws so overwhelming....lots of memories...none bitter....

never let the kid in u die.....

woho!

2004-11-23T11:28:00.000-08:00

Capri Castle

eat my fave chocolate....n thn the pain nearly knockd me off...decide to chek wats wrng,cos its high time n discovered a crater like cavity i my upper molars....n i thot 2 myself....WAT THE DUCK?.....run dwnstair 2 the dentists clinic....operation black tooth n my cavity is filled....lying there in the dental chair,realise the agony my patient goes thru in my amateur hands....bechare....

y me?y me????

2004-11-23T08:34:00.000-08:00

Capri Castle

i asked God for a brother.......bt i forgot 2 mention he shud be sane....sigh....

wel.....

2004-11-19T12:06:00.000-08:00

Capri Castle

m rackn my brains to pen dwn smthn funny...if not a small note atleast a one-liner...ok atleast a bad one....bt no...my washed out brain cells refuse to budge.....yes rite nw many ppl out there wud voice their disapproval over the usage of "cells" as they believe i function on a single brain cell...wich...ahem....is half dead...wel tats tat...ppl hav their own opinion n i give a rats ass abt wat they think.....like the cool grafitti wich reads,"opinion is like an asshole,every1 has one".........my apologies,o my good ol' loyal fans[prrrrffffftttt]

2004-11-11T12:07:00.000-08:00

YAPPY DEEPAVALI TO VUN YAND AAL!!

PLAY SAFE

2004-11-11T12:04:00.000-08:00

awesomisation(n.):

the process of transforming geek-like persons or things into awsm looking ones.
syn:make-over

ex:"the entire credit for my awesomised form goes to ram gopal verma"-antara mali,bollywood actress.

speaking of ms.antara mali,her clothes[or the lack of it] are sure making news....frankly her dance moves are far frm being sensuous...remind me of epileptic seizures....her role in the film is of a struggling choreographer in the world of bollywood....she sure looks like she's struggling!!

2004-11-11T11:49:00.000-08:00

there's ths really amazn story i heard...

there ws ths bird which was hibernating to the warmer side of the globe....bt due to sm reason[wich i fail 2 recollect]it falls straight dwn....in2 a field..rite in2 a heap of cow dung.....the dung being freshly laid is warm...n the bird recovers n starts 2 sing with joy......a nearby cat hears the bird singing n pounces on it n eats it.

moral : wen in deep shit keep ur mouth shut

2004-11-11T11:38:00.000-08:00

my future is so bright...my eyes are burning

prrfftt

2004-10-24T09:15:00.000-07:00

hi-tech billing centres: e-seva
hi-tech public urinals:pee-seva

i believe..

2004-10-17T06:29:00.000-07:00

naked truth is definitely not beautiful to look at.....

hmm..

2004-10-17T06:25:00.000-07:00

this is a realy bad world....a mean,insecure,scary n hopeless place to live in.....then y do i want 2 bring a new life into this already existing pandemonium......isnt this the greatest act of selfishness?

2004-10-17T05:57:00.000-07:00

Jo doosron ki bolti bandh kare,
jo bolte bolte ruk jaye,
jo ruk ruk kar bolte hai,

unke liye khaas....."STOPPER'S SHOP"

rok sako to rok lo!

2004-10-17T05:53:00.000-07:00

As the winds whirled and danced,
the clouds thundered in happiness
announcing his arrival...

He came on a chariot
driven by strong stallion clouds.
My eyes searched for his,
and my soul longed for him.

He stood there,
behind the purdah,
Of raindrops that shone as diamonds.
The rain bowed and gave way,not withstanding his brilliance...

We looked at each other,
And my love for him shone in my eyes,
His radiance took over me
and our souls met.

We flew to the horizon,
where we melted into each other...
I lay there wrapped in his arms,
as he held me like a precious toy

He rose again,
as quietly as the night that surrounded us,
His brilliance was untouched,
excepts for the marks of my love i left on him...

lol

2004-10-07T11:22:00.000-07:00

pick ur friends,
pick ur nose,
but dont pick ur friends nose!

lol...lol

2004-10-07T11:19:00.000-07:00

divine holiness(divine-hole-ines)adj:

a person who is such an extreme pain in the ass that he makes u think of God.

gyaan words

2004-09-09T01:47:00.000-07:00

when ur having a bad day n ppl r tryn 2 piss u off....remeber tat it takes 42 muscles 2 frown but it takes only 4 to extend ur middle-finger.....

kabhi haa..kabhi naa

2004-09-09T01:42:00.000-07:00

am i in love?.....i dunno....from my vast "no-xperience" i have no clue......i mean hw do i know if i've met my mr.right....or is it just my hormones playing havoc from being nearly dead all these years....hmmm.....my friends rnt very helpful eithr...cant blame em'...when i myself have no idea abt my thought-processes...they say "dnt worry time will tell............"[very diplomatic answr].....time aunty mera no. kab ayega?...

moi

2004-09-02T05:00:00.000-07:00

cuddle and a kiss on the forehead - you like to be
close to your special someone and feel warm,
comfortable, and needed

What Sign of Affection Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

what the...

2004-09-02T03:34:00.000-07:00

i took the "color quiz"....the results say...ppl r attracted 2 my calm n peaceful nature...hahahahah....tel my dad that...i realy wanna hear wat he has 2 say...n also my h.o.d.....who HATES me[for reasons not known]..quiet n me...yea rite..

naked truth!

2004-09-02T03:23:00.000-07:00

there was a time when crushes lasted longer than apsara HB pencils....now its even hard 2 find a "crush-able" person...sigh..